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One day our professor was discussing a from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, "Why do we have to learn this pointless information" "To save lives." the professor responded quickly and continued the lecture. A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. "So how does physics save lives?" he persisted. "It keeps the ignoramuses like you out of medical school," replied the professor.

A professor was giving a big test from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over, the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point." The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $56 change.

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative." A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

A college business professor could not help from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
A college business professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time that week. Before class ended he went around the room asking students some questions about the day's lecture. Of course, he made sure to pick on his tardy pupil. "And who was it that developed the theories behind communism?" the professor asked. "I don't know," the student said. "Perhaps if you came to class on time, Mr. Reebs, you would know," said the professor. "That's not true," the student replied. "I never pay attention anyway!"

The children had all been photographed and from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor.'" A small voice from the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher; she's still old, nasty, and wrinkled"

A teacher was giving a lesson on from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face." "Yes, sir," the boys said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "'It's because yer feet ain't empty."

Sandy began a job as an elementary from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other. Sandy approached and asked if she was all right. The girl said she was. A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the girl was in the same spot, still by herself. Approaching again, Sandy offered, "Would you like me to be your friend?" The girl hesitated, then said, "Okay," looking at the woman suspiciously. Feeling she was making progress, Sandy then asked, "Why are you standing here all alone?" "Because," the little girl said with great exasperation, "I'm the goalie!"

Why do teachers use a bamboo caneBecause from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Why do teachers use a bamboo cane? Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

An ideal homework excuseTeacher Where is your from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I put it in a safe, but lost the combination!

Its clear said the teacher That you from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
"It's clear" said the teacher, "That you haven't studied your geography. What's your excuse?" "Well, my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

Father You were absent on the day from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Father: You were absent on the day of the test? Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!

Pupil I dont think I deserved zero from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test! Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!

What happens if you draw on the from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to? She draws a smack!

Fred came home from his first day from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I told her"

Im not going back to school ever from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
I'm not going back to school ever again Why ever not? The teacher doesn't know a thing, all she does is ask questions!

Mother How was your first day at from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Mother: How was your first day at school? Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

What did you learn in school todayNot from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
What did you learn in school today? Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!

What are you going to be when from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
What are you going to be when you get out of school? An old man!

Father How were the exam questionsSon EasyFather from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Father: How were the exam questions? Son: Easy Father: Then why look so unhappy? Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, just the answers!

Teacher What can you tell me about from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead?, I didn't even know he was sick!